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1) “How Does”

People searching for some lyrics, searching for answers for their questions, and even wondering how does Google make money!

2) “Why do cats”

People asking Google why are cats so creepy!

3) “Why do Animals”

Argh, get into your lives more than Animals !!

4) “How to”

How to tie a tie? How to lose wieght? How to cook pumpkin seeds? or How to get pregnant? LOL!

5) “Why do Indians”

Indians, Please don’t read!

6) “Why do Women”

Don’t show this to your wife or Girlfriend or any female you know! (PLEASE)

7) “Hot Pictures”

Now you see, 90% of them are Indian actresses or related to Indians, C’mon.. They are so desperate

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Source

This is one of the cleverest
E-mails I’ve received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).

Credit

One of my mates came over for a few drinks and said

“The wife’s not speaking to me again cause i wouldn’t open the car door for her……
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It’s not my fault, i just panicked and swam to the surface……

Credit

A blonde a brunette and a red head all die and when you die you need to pass a test to go to heaven. God tells you 100 jokes (1 joke per step in a staircase) and if you laugh at one of them you have to start over again at the bottom of the steps. The brunette goes 10 steps and laughs, the red head goes 7 steps and laughs, and the blonde goes 99 steps and laughs.

Why did the blonde make it so far without laughing?

She just got the first joke!!

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